THE BALLAD OF FECAL KITTY
By Lisa and ChainSaw of Yoder, Co.

I started out;
With a heck of a life!
Cause I was stuck;
In a septic pipe

4 weeks old;
and getting much thinner.
Thought I was bound;
to be a microbe's dinner!

Stuck in a pipe;
couldn't get no traction.
My last desperate meow;
Threw Thunder Valley into action!

Getting fat;
Got the run of the house.
Feeling so good;
Think I'll look up a mouse!

Got a wonderful spread;
beats an old alley;
Come out and see me;
at Thunder Valley---
Bulldogges that is !!!!!!!!!!!!